I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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