its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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