Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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