I puked a lego.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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