Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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