I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
