I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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