Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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