Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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