I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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