whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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