i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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