Its about making memories worth repressing
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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