You made me cry and you don't even care
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
