how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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