A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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