I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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