I want to have your abortion
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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