I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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