you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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