We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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