Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We need to rekindle our bromance
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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