Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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