if only i could text you this smell
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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