I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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