Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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