I'm jealous of your bromance
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You're like the curious george of whores
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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