He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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