Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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