that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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