well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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