i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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