Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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