Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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