I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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