He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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