To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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