Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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