Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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