we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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