Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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