Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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