why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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