How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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