I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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