they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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