If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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