Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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