i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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