i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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