idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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