should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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