jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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