Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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