Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
